I just bought a Subaru crosstrek XV https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uigUeW05HSM

Literally any song by the band Psychostick, for example: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0DvnOYZnlns

The commodores- Brick house https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

Holy diver (what?) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

Pinball wizard (again, what?) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

Don’t try suicide- queen (great band, odd song.) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2z19QnEfQ

Whatever this is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LpMY28ijeI

If you like any of these songs, I’m sorry for not being sorry.

I was reading in a usual spot, looking for something new, and I came across something that broke the rut of looking for a new way to laugh at the same joke told differently.

I read that when a dog is dying, they commonly look around for their owner frantically, wishing not to be alone.

Now I’m usually not a very emotional person, but when I read that, I broke down. I didn’t have the opportunity to be there for my dog when she died, and I thought I was over it.

I thought of how it would feel to feel alone, on a deathbed. It was not a comforting experience.

Maybe I’ll forgive myself eventually. Today is not that day.

I’m so sorry

Small talk, talking about things so vaguely that there’s no clear purpose or interest. It’s frustrating, sad, annoying, and lot a lot of things. Is it useful? Possibly. To me? Never. Please talk to people like you care about them. This has been a public service announcement, hope you enjoyed it.

Let’s begin with a story, people still like stories right? I was walking in the hall with this girl who had strong feelings for me at the time, and she said “I love you, (name).” A week later she stopped talking to me, funny how that worked out. So that’s my story.

It bothers me when people say things that they don’t mean, because it makes me think about what else they’d inaccurately say even if they believe it. If my thoughts could be put into a time signature in music it would go from 4/4 (average music) to 5/4 (a bit different) to 15/16 (what the heck is going on!?). I just wanted to feel the bass, not explode my brain. How does one end a post like this one? Good question.

An extra note of advice, girls, if you don’t want to freak out a guy, for the love of all that is holy don’t tell him you love him in high school.

So I’ve got this Viking helmet, and it looks freaking weird. People look at me like a dork when I where it, they point and laugh. I’m sure people have talked behind my back about it, and guess what? I don’t give a damn. If you’re going to give me crap, at least make fun of something more than my appearance. Don’t waste your breathe, because even when I’m paying attention, I’m a bad listener.

Enjoy. I’m fun at parties, I promise. (Shakes head)

That’s an excellent question, let me tell you.

It is my mission to bring humor into this school. Laughing, in my opinion, can heal. So anyway, here is my first cluster of memes. Enjoy.