April 11, almost there.

Hopefully my Xbox doesn’t explode when I launch it for the first time.

Lord of the Rings helmet kick: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0Uj41zlhU

Pirates of the Caribbean hard to starboard: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E9xobAxHg0w

The very ok brick house scene from Scooby Doo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryjc_uR3VUw

The slightly better brick house scene from Gone in 60 Seconds: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcrDjwuS39M (some mild language)

Jensen Ackles doing a thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XTsxF47wx5M

I miss the days where nothing really mattered,

where I could be myself around my friends.

We used to explore the stars together.

They grew up, and so did I.

So, here I am floating ‘round my tin can,

Far above the moon,

Planet Earth is blue,

and there’s nothing I can do.

(I’m gonna go listen to space oddity now instead of doing math homework. It’s hard to pretend school is normal when it clearly isn’t. I don’t want to be here right now.)

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.“

– George Carlin

My brother was talking about how he was at a local outdoor store and saw a few people running out the door with a portable generator in each arm. Sigh.

I’m not worried about earthquakes or Covid-19. What worries me is what people do when they get scared. Common sense? Out the window. Any regard for a strangers wellbeing? None.

So before you go full lumberjack, please stop and think to yourself “do I really need to be doing this certain thing, and will it actually help anyone when all of this blows over?”

A side note, have you ever said something aloud to see if it sounds ridiculous? Well, I’ve been playing a lot of fallout recently, and I think it is ironic because of the attitudes of some people I’ve seen.

\(•_•)/

Oh well.

Bohemian Rhapsody, but Freddie is tone deaf: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ni1-VTDqc

You’re welcome, but Maui is a sucker for coconuts: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5eoT68ZS_UQ

Let it grow, but it’s an acid trip: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Thdxl474U0

Mii channel theme, but what was in those brownies?: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YWg-H_Dt04

(Polar express) Hot chocolate, but satanic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4eLWQYdUu0

Whatever this risky link is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNJ-3blp56w

Fun time with squeaky mike: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iG-bqkkw6ec

Halo 2 theme but I’m having a stroke: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-4XWLZ_sew

Let it go, but what the heck is going on?: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ivND-ZcYqNc

It was 11:30 PM when I finished this and I was wide awake, please help.

Prepare yourself. r/Historymemes is coming.

Reddit is a great/and/or terrible place. I recommend going there for the meme communities and nothing else. It is at least safer than 4chan though, or so I’m told.

I’m lost.

Lost for words.

Lost in your eyes.

We turn away.

I’m very lost.